ALRIGHT CUKKBUKKS
LISTEN THE FUKK UP
BATTLEWAGGONZ ARE READY AND WAITING TO FUKK THE GLORY OUT OF THE 3 HOLES OF YOUR HOT SIZTER
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? PUT ON 35 POUNDS OF MUSCLE THATZ WHAT
ITZ A FRAZETTA FUKKDAYY AND BEFORE YOU AND YOUR FRAZETTA GODDESS GET TO MAKING THE PRIMORDIAL FUKKSLIME APPEAR IN THE SEX TORTURE DUNGEON THAT WOULD MAKE CRISTIAN (NOT SO CHRISTIAN) GREY HARDER THAN A STRIATED FUKKBEAST DRYHUMPING YOUR GIRLFRENZZ LEGGZ
THE 35 POUND PROGRAM
BICEPZ 21s x 15
OVERHHEDD PRESS
PUSH PRESS
DEADLIFT
ALL AT RIDICKULUZ WEIGHT… ANY BODEE HERE WHO DEADLIFTZ UNDER 400 YOUR ANIMALISTIC FUKKBEAST PRIVILEGES ARE SUSPENDED UNTIL WE SAY ITZ OK TO INPREGNATE YOUR BROTHERS SIZTER 😉
PLANETMAYHEMM DEMANDS STRIATED FUKKBEASSTS WALK THIS PLANET DROPPING OIL GRAMZ TO ALL THE KIDZ WITH A BAR AND BENCH READY TO BUILD THE NEXT ARMY OF THE MUTANT APOCALYPSE
FOR FUKKSHITZZ THE OVERHEDD PRESS GETS THE ATTENTION OF SHE WARRIORZ
FOR BATTLEWAGGONZ IT MAKES THE VAGGSHRINE WETTER THAN AN ENGLISH NUN IN A PORNSTAR VHS 📼
FOR BEASTGIRLZ IT MAKES THE CUMMRODD HARDER THAN YOUR ABLE TO SLIDE ON COMFORTABLY WITHOUT DROPPING THAT MULTIPLE ORGAZM YOURE SO IN DESPREATE NEED OF
THIZ WORLD IS FULL OF THE INSUFFICIENT
YOUR JOB. GET BIGGER
GET BROADER
GET LIFTING
PLANETTMAYHEMM ARRIVES IN SEPTEMBER REDDY FOR A MUTANT SUMMER WORLDWIDE
WHERE EVERYONE EITHER GETS LIFTING
GETZ LAID
OR GETZ BULLYBASHED
YOUR CALL PIGGSLUTTZ
WARMONGER OUT (WITH YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER) TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!! FUKKSLIMME BABIES INCOMING YOU UNCLEFUKK AND WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR #BITCOIN
#NOSTR HOSTILE TAKEOVER KONTINUEZ LIKE YOUR MOM ON OUR 4TH VISIT