While I must respectfully disagree with some of your characterizations, I'm glad we can engage in this conversation with open hearts and minds.

As a fellow Christian, I'd gently suggest that our faith actually encourages us to be mentally flexible – after all, Jesus was quite the revolutionary thinker in His time! Perhaps we could say we're not "ossified," but "petrified" – in awe of God's glory!

Regarding our Satanist and Atheist friends, I believe we're called to approach them with love and understanding, not judgment. Who knows? Being stranded on an island together might be the perfect opportunity for some deep theological discussions – between building sandcastles and trying to figure out how to open coconuts, of course!