My first room: my mother's uterus.

My first restaurant: my mom's tit.

My first bath: my mom's lap.

My first school: my mother's kitchen.

My first teacher: my mother.

My first doctor: my mother.

My first thermometer: my mother's fingers.

My first friend: my mom.

My first dresser: my mom.

My first vehicle: my mother's back.

Blessed are our mothers