Football player: takes hard shot to ribs, spends 7 minutes in "blue tent", cleared to play.

Plebe: takes hard shot to ribs, waits two hours (minimum) in "urgent care", spends 30-60 minutes answering questions like "are you pregnant", pays ~@50 co-pay if you are lucky enough to have insurance, waits two hours for results of diagnosis, get prescribed anti high blood pressure pills and told to go home. #healthcare #bigpharma