The #Poker Tournament You Never Wanted: #Government Edition 😂
Ever wondered what your weekend poker game would look like if the government ran it? Buckle up:
The "evil winners" actually LOSE:
• 3rd place: Pay TWICE the entry fee
• 2nd place: Pay THREE times the entry fee
• 1st place: Pay FOUR times the entry fee (congrats on your "success"!)
Meanwhile, everyone else (the "participant-winners") gets:
✅ Full refund of their entry fee
✅ Free mortgage/car payment
All courtesy of the government (by way of the "evil winners").
You say the math doesn't add up? No problem! Just print more money! 🖨️💸
Who needs skill and meritocracy when you can have redistribution?
#EconomicHumor #GovernmentLogic #ThoughtExperiment