SNL is an OK skit comedy show beginning in the 70s with Chevy Chase and co., peaking in the 90s (as is tradition) with Will Ferrel and co. and progressively getting worse and unwatchable since around 2008 (again, as is tradition).

Toto are basically the American Beatles.

Point being, given the incredible quality of songs (especially between 1982-1988 with the release of Toto IV, Isolation, Fahrenheit, and The Seventh One (despite changing lead vocalists x3 times over that time), their run of form and success throughout the 80s, right as SNL was becoming an increasingly popular TV skit comedy show, Toto should - rightly - have had many multiple appearances on this reasonably humourous show. And yet.

Hence, *everything* *is* fake and ghey.