The dog is named Barktholomew because I named him something dignified, while my friend had been calling him "dumb dog" or "numbnuts".

Barktholomew has his good boy charms tho. Big saggy eyed, drooly cuss.

My friend saw a baby deer somewhere, and we speculated. I joked Barktholomew would try to taste it. He thinks Barktholomew would raise it as his own.

Good. Then he finally knows the dog's Good Boy Pedigree is real.

Doggo did not lie at his interview. Him said him good boy. It true.