No idea, however I liked the question in your image so I thought I'd ask ChatGPT. Asked for a social media style in sarcastic tone. 🤭🤣 Here's its response:

20 Things Everyone “Loves” (According to Them)

Early mornings ⏰ (said no alarm ever)

Networking events 🤝 (forced eye contact Olympics)

Group projects 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 (aka one person doing everything)

Constructive criticism 📝 (as long as it’s praise)

Healthy food 🥗 (on Mondays)

Exercise 💪 (watching other people do it)

Rainy days 🌧️ (only when canceling plans)

Minimalism 🧺 (while hoarding screenshots)

Long walks 🚶‍♀️ (to the couch)

Reading 📚 (buying books = reading)

Meditation 🧘 (thinking about meditating)

Work–life balance ⚖️ (bold concept)

Trying new things ✨ (within comfort zones only)

Silence 🤫 (immediately panics)

Being honest 🗣️ (but not that honest)

Change 🔄 (for other people)

Phone-free time 📵 (posted about it first)

Long conversations 💬 (scrolls mid-sentence)

Learning from mistakes 🧠 (would prefer not to)

“I love mornings” ☀️ (chronically lying)