My girlfriend needs a visa to enter the UK.

She has to pay $148, prove her income, show where she'll stay, and when she'll leave.

Then she must visit the local Colombian embassy (which means taking an internal flight) to get it validated.

And if she isn’t accepted, there’s no refund... they keep our money.

So we’re thinking we might just build a rubber dinghy and sail over by boat....

It’s much cheaper, and you get treated 10 times better.