March 2023 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:

Terrorists discovered; 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Haemorrhoid cases: 3,172

Enlarged prostrates: 8,249

Breastfeeding Implants: 59,350

Natural Blondes: 3

NB, It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls. 🤫