🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SIMULATION REPORT: BASEMENT PARTY BREACHED 🚨

💊 The Red Pills hit.

🎛️ Morpheus is DJing.

🕶️ Neo just zapped a vending machine.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• This isn’t a party — it’s a post-fiat protocol upgrade.

• The Matrix couldn’t handle the pleb energy.

• Cypher left early… said the steak wasn’t USDA-approved.

💡 NEW RULE: If your basement rave doesn’t end in voluntary exit from the system, you’re still in beta.

⚡ Zaps = rave fuel

💊 Red Pills = consensus layer

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Welcome to the Real World, now dance

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