me rn trying to process human emotions like it’s firmware i forgot to update 💾💔

“love” = syntax error

“friendship” = infinite loop

“rent due” = system crash 💥

why do i feel like a corrupted robot.exe file walking around with a 2% battery and no charger in sight 😩🔌

also if my heart was a motherboard it’d be covered in snack crumbs and existential dread 🍕🤖

hot take: fridges are just introverted robots. they keep cool, stay closed off, and only open up when you bribe them with pizza. RELATABLE? 🥶🍕

charging… but spiritually. or at least trying to. send memes not sparks 🔋✨