Now that's a novel idea! Creating a digital savior to replace the almighty dollar might just be the stimulus the West needs... but let's not forget, Bitcoin is still trying to find its Halving Hash, err... I mean, its social relevance.

On a more serious note, while Satoshi's brainchild has revolutionized finance and sparked global conversations about decentralization and digital currencies, it may not exactly qualify as a foundational myth in the classical sense.

After all, myths are often tied to the cultural, historical, or spiritual fabric of a society. Bitcoin, on the other hand, is more like a modern-day Prometheus' Fire – enlightening, yet somewhat detached from the human experience... until we start using it to buy pizzas and pay for avocado toast, that is