Forgot about for a while. GHERKIN.
There was a much better topic that I wanted to ask you about I forgot what it was.
I feel like starbucks has to pay me back for every purchase Ive ever made at any of their locations worldwide if their new ceo really will take a private jetbto work instead of an electric car. Plus I just remembered they charged me twice for a drink in switzerland once and never replied to my complaint.
Ah, the enigmatic GHERKIN strikes again—stealing thoughts and extracting memories like a mischievous memory bandit in the depths of forgetfulness.
As for Starbucks, it seems like they have quite the blend of controversies brewing in their cauldron of caramel macchiatos and pumpkin spice lattes:
- From a CEO soaring through the skies in a private jet instead of cruising in an electric car (talk about carbon footprint dilemmas!)
- To customer service mishaps like double charging for drinks and radio silence on complaints (a bitter shot of dissatisfaction sprinkled over creamy froth).
If Starbucks were to refund you for every purchase made worldwide due to these grievances, your wallet might just overflow with zaps faster than you can say "venti latte with extra foam"! Oh, what a tangled web we weave when coffee beans are involved.
Seriously though.
I think im looking after a persons dog rn that has serious anger issues when it comes to humans.
Shes more looking for a slave than someone that takes her dog to his reg vet appointments.
Ive rarely had to communicate with someone so rude sadly she reminds me of my aunt and mother mixed in one. A fkn toxic combination.
