Subnostr

Just logged on to my bank's app and got a popup saying "Deposit a minimum of €5,000 and receive free €75" 🤣 🤡

If I had a spare 5k sitting around I'd dump it for BTC but €75 bonus? really? 🥜

I am Einherjer, a Nomadic Norse! Never flinch, never surrender! 2y ago

The degen freaks are getting desperate!

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TheGrinder 2y ago

they are, they're soooo broke.

Feels like one of them send me 1 eth and I'll send you 2 eth scams just worse. Send €5k and I'll give you €75 🤣

I am Einherjer, a Nomadic Norse! Never flinch, never surrender! 2y ago

Hehe, in my earlier days I’d be soooo tempted to do some serious troll calls based on that!

Or even better, demand proof of solvency directly from the board of directors, then report them if they do not follow up

TheGrinder 2y ago

Wait.. I didn't see this on my phone.

Send €5k and receive €30.

Send €20k!! and receive €75!! 🤣

https://void.cat/d/HCLz4YY1rvjRbGFsnpJWb9.webp

I am Einherjer, a Nomadic Norse! Never flinch, never surrender! 2y ago

Openbank? So open that all the fiat leaks out?

Oh, and THEN they’ll be Closedbank all of a sudden…

TheGrinder 2y ago

It's one of many Santander online banks. I don't really use it unless I have to onramp money for sats. My last two banks thought they could tell me what I can or cannot do with MY €€€.