Anyone else out there an ex tabletop gamer in their youth? Am I the only one who when confronted with one of these what ifs wants to start talking to the questioner like a GM?

Ok? Where am I? What do I have on me? Can I improvise a weapon? Is my car nearby? I use my remote to to start the security alarm to try and scare the gorilla. Then I sneak into my car and try to crush the gorilla between my car and a wall.

Obviously if I was locked in a cage with one. Game over for me. But that's a highly unlikely situation to ever happen. I'm certainly not gonna pick a fight with one in a jungle. I'm also not fighting unless a small child or someone I love is in trouble.