I just don't get NFT's. I don't. How many of your friends collect things? Like *really* collect them? Obsess about display cases and acid-free backing and all that shit? Not many right? Why am I supposed to believe that NFT's are no less of a niche thing?

And how the fuck is anyone supposed to believe that these minting events are actually bootstrapping something that will be coveted in the future? Collectibility is an organic story. Something might be collectible because a huge amount of the original issuance was destroyed or there were misprints, etc...etc...hardly anything is collectible because some fuckstick on Twitter ran a few prompts through Stable Diffusion.