There's this new thing on #Amethyst, the update status thingy 😹😹😹 what shall I put?

Options for new status:

betraying my country

taking pictures of random cats

buying a pair of cool yeezy's

cyberbullying a darkweb hacker

messing with the felafel vendor

chatting idly with the doorman

fooling around with dogs at the Central Park

Oh, I got a cool idea:

orange-pilling the ever-so-doubtful, fiat-tight Chinese laundromat owner

because why not?