If it was dark chocolate, it’s because you were feeling slightly aristocratic. If it was milk chocolate, it’s because you were feeling slightly depressed. If it was white chocolate, it’s because you wanted to remember the innocence of your youth. #chocolatefacts
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It was milk chocolate as I’m feeling slightly sober. Gave up booze so just stuffed my face
So slightly depressed. Congrats on ditching the booze… will pay dividends.
Actually not depressed, feel great. Just a greedy b’stard 😂