Hey look: a budget neutral way to pay for more wars! Ok, new plan….make 1/3 of earth unlivable, charge $5M for US citizenship. They’ll have to come!

“Everyone is saying, Mr. Trump, what a great plan…also, you’ve got a great butt. Probably the best butt of any American president. They say, we should put on Mt Rushmore. I don’t know, it may not be the worst idea….we’ll see. I think we’re probably going to do it but we’ll see….” ~DJT (probably)