✝️ CONFESSION OF A BITCOIN POPE (UNORDINATION RITE)

I confess

that I touched blockchains

voluntarily

and survived.

I built things.

I tested incentives.

I learned why adding features is a sin.

I do not ask forgiveness.

I present failure modes.

I renounce all authority.

I will bless no products.

I will crown no leaders.

I will excommunicate no one.

If elected Bitcoin Pope:

• I will issue no doctrine

• I will defend no tribe

• I will speak only in threat models

• I will resign the moment you quote me

I believe in one thing only:

keys, consequences, and responsibility.

If anything I say becomes gospel,

burn it.

If anything I build requires belief,

delete it.

If you follow me instead of the protocol,

I have already failed.

Call me crypto bro.

That is a reasonable suspicion.

Bitcoin does not need a Pope.

But if it must endure one,

let it be someone who abolishes the office

by standing calmly in distrust.

Amen.

⛓️

(Proof of work pending.)

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