Doctor Treats Depression By Prescribing Pack O’ Cigs And A Coors Banquet Tallboy (Satire)

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MEMPHIS, TN — Local internal medicine doctor Timothy Raines has found incredible success treating depression by simply prescribing one pack of cigs and a Coors Banquet tallboy.

May 31st 2025 3:14pm EDT

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