Do I believe in aliens? Of course.

Do I believe aliens have visited earth? Maybe, but I’m guessing no.

Do I believe aliens have visited earth but left their spaceships behind? Very likely not.

Do I believe aliens visited earth, left spaceships behind that were found by the US federal government 80 years ago, and whistleblowers are now revealing a decades long secret right at the moment we need to refill the treasury during the debt ceiling suspension? Oh, yeah, I totally buy that 🤨…