🎙️ The Maximoron Podcast 🎙️

Where Everything Except Bitcoin is a Scam™

Welcome to The Maximoron Podcast, the only podcast where we scream about number go up, roast altcoiners, and remind you that if you haven’t sold your house for sats, you’re NGMI. Hosted by two self-proclaimed giga-brains who read The Bitcoin Standard once and now think they understand macroeconomics better than the Fed.

Episode 1: Fiat Is a Scam, But I Still Need My Sponsorships

We kick things off by explaining why the entire global financial system is a Ponzi scheme, while conveniently ignoring that our podcast is sponsored by a Bitcoin hardware wallet company that overcharges for a glorified USB stick. Special guest: an ex-VC-turned-maxi who used to pump altcoins but now only shills Bitcoin merch.

Episode 2: Why Altcoins Are Just Fiat With Extra Steps

We break down how Ethereum is a centralized scam run by lizard people, why every other blockchain is a "pre-mine," and how the Lightning Network is totally working perfectly (please ignore the liquidity issues). Meanwhile, our host still keeps some Monero for “privacy” but will never admit it on air.

Episode 3: We Love Austrian Economics But Ignore The Parts That Inconvenience Us

A deep dive into why Keynes was the devil and why every economy should just hodl indefinitely. We discuss how Bitcoin will fix everything, from inflation to your bad posture, without mentioning how network fees might make it unusable for the plebs in 10 years.

Episode 4: NGMI, Cope, and Other Words That Make Us Sound Smart

A lexicon of maximalist insults. We rank our favorites, from “have fun staying poor” to “touch grass,” while completely ignoring that most of us only touch Bitcoin Twitter. We also debate whether calling people "NPCs" makes us look cool or just socially awkward.

Episode 5: Decentralization Matters, Unless It’s Bitcoin Governance

A hot take on why governance is a scam—unless it’s Bitcoin Core devs making changes, in which case it’s fine because “consensus.” Featuring a guest who hasn’t written a single line of code but definitely has very strong opinions on Taproot activation.

Episode 6: We Don’t Need Marketing, But Please Buy My Course

A discussion on why Bitcoin should be purely organic and grassroots, while our host launches yet another paid Telegram group for "serious Bitcoiners only." Includes a rant about how we don’t need influencers—right before we interview an influencer with laser eyes in their profile picture.

Episode 7: Why Everything Is a Scam, Except the Scam I Like

We discuss the hypocrisy of calling everything a scam while quietly stacking yield-bearing Bitcoin instruments. Special guest: an OG maxi who swore off KYC but still uses Coinbase because “it’s just convenient, bro.”

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Join us every week as we repeat the same five talking points, dunk on no-coiners, and convince ourselves that Bitcoin will take over the world any day now. Subscribe now or have fun staying poor.

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