At first I felt for their plight on the internet, and slowly cared less and less as Owl kept putting THEMSELVES into every situation they kvetched about.

At least in the case of Book/Eris, they'd only go on the attack if someone gave him shit first; Owl is just a fucking narcissist who needs to feel more important than they actually are, because just blocking all the coomers and degens they claim to hate so much would deprive them of their desired attention.

Fuck Owl, bring back my nigga Book.