What I know for sure: me and two other people blacked out after one specific shot. We all went home within the hour, and all of us felt fine the next day (not hungover). One of the other two was walked home by an off-duty bartender at the bar who had sex with her. She was half my size, so must have had twice the dose per pound, and from what my wife tells me about my behavior when I got home, there’s zero chance this guy didn’t know she was messed up. I also know who poured the drink for us (a different bartender).

What I assume: these two bartenders were in on it together, and brought a spiked bottle of Rumplemintz to work, meaning the cameras will show nothing (they’re not stupid).

I think I was just collateral damage. But I did have $40 in my wallet that disappeared sometime during my black out. 🤷‍♂️