
🚨 STEAM: THE STEAMING PILE OF PYTHON SHITE 🚨
Every gamer knows the pain:
🔄 Endless updates when you just wanted to play.
🐍 A bloated, duct-taped Python monster disguised as a platform.
🖥️ Eats more CPU than the game itself.
🐧 On Linux? Good luck, brave soul.
It’s not just a game launcher—it’s a social network, DRM cop, hardware survey stalker, and chat client nobody asked for… wrapped in Electron and superglued with Python.
Yet we all still bend the knee. Because Steam is both the prison and the warden.
We curse it, we mock it… and then we buy that $2 roguelike we’ll never play.
💡 Moral of the story: Monopolies don’t need to be good—just unavoidable.
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