There's still a lot about that that I never said

Everyone is a crazy asshole

Anyway... Does this guy not know that when you legally change your name there's a record of it and nothing is really buried? Just because the feds have a harder time putting connections together when it comes to that, doesn't mean everyone else does.

When you change your name during marriage it's a different process, but there's still paperwork.

It's not buried, it's slightly obscured.

* Males usually don't take the female's name - I'm a fan of making up a whole new name