Yeah

Hey, he used to be a man

With a stick in his hand

Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy do

She used to be a woman

With a hot dog stand

Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy do

Now you've got soup in the laundry bag

Now you've got strings, you're gonna lose your rag

You're gettin' in a fight then it ain't so groovy

When you're screaming in the night

Let me out of this cheap 'B' movie