Them:

Never spend any Bitcoin!

Take all of your income and use it to buy Bitcoin, and subsist off beans and rice, in a hovel or a van.

Avoid other humans. They just want your Bitcoin! And they're all probably Feds, anyway.

Us:

Get married.

Buy a home.

Have kids.

Visit with friends.

Take your nieces and nephews on an outing.

Travel and enjoy nature, culture, good food, and good company.

Hang out on the porch, with your family, and have a BBQ.

Stack some sats. Always good to have some savings.

Because there is no Bitcoin wallet, in Heaven, but we're here, now. There may be no future, in this life, for you. But there this moment. Make it a happy one.