I went ahead and updated my zap address to blixt to help kill this narrative.
I only recently started using Blixt's lightning box feature to be fair, and I was keeping SN as my zap address because I observed better routes from the exchange I use to SN for some reason, but fuck it, just get better routes yourself.
Lightning box has Blixt always on in the background (which yes sucks battery life, might run the apk on desktop at some point) and gives you an lnurl.
nerd2ninja@blixtwallet.com will send directly to me, not a custodian.
Message me if you need help doing this yourself, but it is decently easy.