Riding my silly little bike to work, wondering if Pret has any silly little turmeric lattes. GM.

Riding my silly little bike to work, wondering if Pret has any silly little turmeric lattes. GM.

Just realized you were holding a gun to my head in yer profile. Gotta be careful with that thing.
I appreciate the emoji. Don't let me catch you slippin'.
Is that Samus from Metroid? Are you carbon dating yerself? Or am I?
Doom emoji pack:)
Same aging I suppose. Doom and metroid I mean. You're clearly a child.
I'm thousands of years old
Yeah, me too sel ah. Get it?
I'm so old, I only count forward. Anyways, time is irrelevant and I'm irreverent so there's so much to do right now. It's just a tiny tweak and you've made all the difference. And you've done that so now what? The vortex has moved a few centimeters.