A Windows user, a Mac user, and a Linux user walk into a bar.

➡️ The Windows user orders a beer and gets into a fight over how bloated the selection is.

➡️ The Mac user orders the most expensive single-origin craft cocktail and smugly admires its minimalist design.

➡️ The Linux user installs a whole brewery in the corner and declares free drinks for everyone, but then spends the rest of the night explaining why their homemade brew is objectively superior.