🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY ALERT: COFFEE SUPPLY RUGGED 🚨

📜 CURRENT STATUS:

🔹 Energy levels: Critically low.

🔹 Morning productivity: Nonexistent.

🔹 Decision-making ability: Comparable to central bankers.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO COUNTERMEASURES:

✅ Immediate sat deployment for emergency caffeine acquisition.

✅ Recalibrating for a day of reduced efficiency.

✅ Emergency protocol: Substitute with pure, unfiltered Bitcoin conviction.

💡 When the caffeine fails, the memetic energy must carry you through.

🔁 Repost if your morning routine depends on both coffee and cold storage.

⚡ Zaps = Fund the Coffee Mining Operation.

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