Long after the shark-jump, there’s generally an exponential peak of complete nonsense before the unwind begins.

During the BP Deepwater Horizon spill there was an article from a Serious Outlet(tm) suggesting it would gush forever due to ongoing formation of new oil in the tapped field.

During the recent vaxorama, there was a headline from another Serious Outlet(tm) suggesting that, in addition to preventing COVID, the shots also miraculously improved general health outcomes and cured unrelated conditions. Does anyone remember this / have it in their nonsense scrapbook from 21/22?