Me: I've never had a failed tx from my node.

Them: you just haven't used it enough

Me trys a tx to and from two major multi million dollar companies with more than 10x the liquidity to me and it fails.

I transfer a few 100K sats to each from my node and all works.

🤦‍♂️We need more lightning liquidity specialists working in companies operating nodes. I'm available for the right price by the way