“Arab hospitality.”

“We kidnap you and are nice to you!

I mean sure, we ripped you from your home at gunpoint, but you understand, we needed to use you to get our message out.

Now, obviously if you were to have been obnoxious, or put up a fight, or yelled at us we’d had to hurt you, but you didn’t so we were nice.

See, we’re nice kidnappers!”

You are SO full of shit.