Step 1. Install nostr:nprofile1qqsf80gvdu7vhtj88z9srtrvuzevqyc3fh9yczxkufcj6nlhzsz68scpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqg0waehxw309aek7mr0vdhjumnvmxmjyh, send some bitcoin to the wallet, and coinjoin three 1M+ sats UXTOs.

Step 2. Install nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq555fk2, and send those UXTOs to this wallet with Taproot address.

Step 3. Open three 1M+ un-announced(private) LN channels with each one of the UXTOs, with Simple Taproot enabled.

Step 4. When paying in LN, use MPP (payment is split into parts / uses multiple channels).

Step 5. When receiving in LN, use LSP wrapped invoices or Blinded paths.

You could also use multiple custodial non-KYC wallets like nostr:nprofile1qqst4qyeqenw7zm0fwjsty68h6cnys5jre2xd8ngqpjv5a2j26s78fspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm0d9hx7uewd9hj75a0pev as decoys, or for quick swaps, or to manage liquidity of your node channels.

This whole process takes 5 minutes to setup. No one needs a shitcoin.