I AM HODLING 🎉🚀

December 18, 2013, 10:03:03 AM

I typed that title twice ✌️ because I knew it was wrong the first time 🤦‍♂️. Still wrong. w/e 😅. GF’s out at a lesbian bar 🌈🍹, BTC crashing 📉🔥—WHY AM I HOLDING? 🤔 I’LL TELL YOU WHY 💪💥. It’s because I’m a bad trader 🤓 and I KNOW I’M A BAD TRADER 💀😂.

Yeah, you good traders 🧠📈 can spot the highs 📊✨ and the lows 📉💣 pit pat piffy wing wong wang 🌀🎯😂 just like that 💨 and make a million bucks 💰🤑💸 sure, no problem bro 🙄. Likewise, the weak hands 🙌 are like OH NO 😱 IT’S GOING DOWN 📉 I’M GONNA SELL 🏃‍♀️💨 and then they’re like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE 🍑🔥💀 when the SMART traders 🧠💡 who KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING 👀📈 buy back in 🔄. But you know what? 😏 I’m not part of that group ❌.

When the traders buy back in, I’m already part of the market capital 💼💵 so GUESS WHO YOU’RE CHEATING 🤭 day traders NOT ME~! 😎 Those taunt threads 🧵 saying “OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD” 🗣️😂 YEAH NO SHIT 🫠. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD 💀. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL ⏰🔥 and BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY 🕒🔥 but you know what? 🤷 NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU 🕶️.

You only sell in a bear market 🐻📉 if you are a good day trader 💹 or an illusioned noob 🍼. The people in between hold ✊💎🙌. In a zero-sum game 🎲 such as this, traders can only take your money 💰 if you sell 🚪.

So I’ve had some whiskey 🥃.

Actually, on the bottle it’s spelled whisky 🍾.

w/e. Sue me ⚖️ (but only if it’s payable in BTC 🪙🚀).

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