What a crazy world they live in. I just don’t get this. If someone’s worth shooting at like this, in the US legal system, why are you taking this chance? You shoot them w/ paintballs and they can cry to the DA about how they were just there to help you check home security and you assailed the poor black bastards for no reason.

Meanwhile, the chad “sends multiple blocks of lead shredding through their fleshy, vulnerable organs” gets to write the shooot narrative all by himself, backed up by a (hopefully coached not to incriminate) wife and children

Omega chuckle at the idea that predatory hominids would look at your 300 fps double barrel paintball gun and flee, holy shit