I like when I deposit a cheque to my bank account, and they let me have 12% of my money now, and the rest in 5 business days if I’m good.
Your money in the bank is not in the bank, it’s not yours and it’s not money! #Bitcoin 
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They basically force you to get direct deposit or you can't access your "money" right away.
Bitch, I've got a mortgage to pay on time!
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