Oh misunderstood ya. I mean it could be fake, but something tells me its real. Its just too fitting with all the other clownery. And as for the second half of what ya wrote, yes 
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Tar and feathering is a cop out. You know what's required...
Getting closer? 
Or are going all out
I mean, if you wanna work that hard. The woodchipper is def gonna be a rental, so there's a deposit involved.