Thanks Ann Landers:

You ever read Ann Landers explanations of Socialism, Communism & so forth

Socialism:        You have two cows, Give one cow to your neighbor

Communism:  You have two cows. Give both to the government, they give you some milk

Fascism:          You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it

Nazism:           You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both the cows.

Anarchism:     You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow

Capitalism:      You have two cows. Sell one. Buy a bull