Normie friends: hey, how's that "Bitcoin" thing going?

Me: . . . (noticing that their eyes have already glazed over) It's great if you are in a repressive inflationist regime and want to send value peer to peer without the government's approval. But in the US and Europe people thinks it's just nGu or SoV.

Conversation over. Every. Single. Time.

What am I doing wrong?