Apparently, I'm a Sony fanboy because I criticize Nintendo. Me, the guy who plays Ocarina of Time three times a year, sometimes on original hardware (3DS and Wii). Me, the guy who’s played most Switch games on actual, original hardware. The guy who hasn’t touched anything Sony since the Vita. The guy who owns every Nintendo 3D console except the N64.

Yep. Totally. I’m a paid Sony shill. Makes perfect sense.