Well, you can tell by the way I use my zap

I'm a woman's man, no time to post

Music loud and women warm, I've been zapped around

Since I was born

And now it's alright, it's okay

And you may zap the other way

We can try to understand

The New York Times' effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother

You're stayin' azap, stayin' azap

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'

And we're stayin' azap, stayin' azap

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' azap, stayin' azap

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' azap