How many sats would you need to let this spider bite you bite you?
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210000 million sats
Idk if that’s enough. What if the bite turns you into a statist fiat maxi?
Prior to doing research = 0.5 BTC
After doing research = 1 Million sats
They seem pretty chill. The real struggle seems to be in actually trying to get it to bite you. They would rather run away or play dead apparently.
I think you have to pretend to take pictures with a camera while it’s on your hand iykyk
Is it a deadly spider? Bright colours 😂 what use are those sats if…
No questions may be asked. What is your minimum good sir?👀
Minimum 22M full bitties. Real ones not that fake Blackrock
Best I can give you is a redemption coupon to yolobase nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy
https://video.nostr.build/155b9fc06fab665ccc42be8176b2a065651d8227f46aa31d638826d7ae65ea37.mp4
IOUs not accepted here 😂
I see why you were blacklisted by yolobase. Keep an eye on this one yodl.
https://video.nostr.build/5962974ce63dcff007bad4aba1b7e750e07e039d7f5d562cdf3505cfb8198790.mp4
Damn you remembered I was blacklisted
Don’t worry Batman is on the case
https://video.nostr.build/5666a79037025b9f458f646b7e8a1effde7bf3a3abcd0d70f89cb0098b5998df.mp4
Batman will sort this all out! Nice
How much to kill it with fire?
I’ll do it for free
A bright shiny penny? They're not makin' em anymore you know.
Imma make it rain...pennies
I saw a video of someone paying a government fine with straight pennies. He brought bags full of them and the statist fuckers didn’t wanna count them hahaha
Hahahaha eat a dick bitch!!
I would like to do that
Same but that's a lot of work, picking them all up off the ground.
The work is in counting them. That’s not my problem. I wonder if the bank will honor a request like that. Maybe I’d have to go to a bunch of different banks and ask for change 😂
Nice!
Everyone should be doing that, so more people would be hired just to count that money, paid with more taxes or more fines.