Dear Lord,

I hereby apply to be your earthly steward of 1 Bitcoin. I promise to wield it wisely, graciously, and fruitfully, as I have all previous monies.

Your's truly,

Stella

p.s. I would also be okay with a treasure chest of gold coins, or a truckload of silver bars. I don't want to be too picky or ungrateful.

p.p.s. Surprising me with a large trust fund from a rich uncle in America, that I didn't realize I even had, is also acceptable.