I wish my NSA agent was that good. The other day she was telling me I should reorder asswipes. I still have about a two month supply of asswipes left. Bitch is stoopid you'd think she'd know better since she got me an ass shower for Christmas last year. Don't need to use as many asswipes now.

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Sorry I'm a dude that finds poop jokes hilarious.