Christians will never admit it but Santa is basically a Christian deity.

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Admit? That would be a lie though lol.

-special powers

-judges and gives rewards for believing, obeying and doing good

-people pray to him

-he gets offerings

-has 12 reindeers

-is bound to the birth of Jesus

-wears mainly red

Lmao bro its make believe. Im also not sure who taught you half of that? You named a bunch of things that normal people dont do lol.

Did your parents let you think its all real until you were an adult or something? You must be kidding. 😂

That's how all deities exist, by make-believe.

So I was right. You must be kidding. 😅

Just like all the catholic saints were all deities in prechristian Rome

Christianity is polytheism anyway

Yep

well st. Nicholas so they should.

Easter bunny is a Christian deity also 🥹

Ehhhhhhhh we don't mention the bunny in my house but I guess many others do

Bunny haters 😄

they aren't christians if they believe in more than one God (the capital is old germanic for The like Al is for arabic

the catholics deliberately suppressed the stuff about angels, but it's all there to read

angels are just people who know stuff

Half men/half birds, I wonder if they taste like men or taste like birds 🤔

i dunno, but you have to be as smart as one to be able to kill it

They swing swords so a gun would fix that.

pretty sure there is this stuff about throwing lightning bolts, my guess is that's how ancient people described frickin lazers, or at least guns

Santa was a pagan myth that the Church coopted into their own mythic canon in order to speed the conversion of the savages on the border of Christendom. It was always our holiday. Merry Solstice. 🎄🎅🦌☃️